DEAR...........

Dear Person That Likes Da Bass,

Hi! You don't know me but I live in the house across the street from Wendys.

The Wendys that you like to frequent.

At first I kept looking out the window to see if you were sitting in my drive way.

But, no, I didn't see anyone.

I asked myself where that noise was coming from.

The noise was coming from you Person That Likes Da Bass.

I just have a couple of questions for you:

• How on earth can you actually hear anything that is coming out of those speakers?
• What will you do when you are 20 years old and can't hear a darn thing?
• Do you work at Wendys? because that might explain something.

In conclusion, I would really appreciate it if you would either turn da bass down or turn it up so I can at least make sense of what you are listening to.

Thank you,
The Lady across the street and up a hill from Wendys