Thursday, February 26, 2009


Dear Person That Likes Da Bass,

Hi! You don't know me but I live in the house across the street from Wendys.

The Wendys that you like to frequent.

At first I kept looking out the window to see if you were sitting in my drive way.

But, no, I didn't see anyone.

I asked myself where that noise was coming from.

The noise was coming from you Person That Likes Da Bass.

I just have a couple of questions for you:
  • How on earth can you actually hear anything that is coming out of those speakers?
  • What will you do when you are 20 years old and can't hear a darn thing?
  • Do you work at Wendys? because that might explain something.
In conclusion, I would really appreciate it if you would either turn da bass down or turn it up so I can at least make sense of what you are listening to.

Thank you,
The Lady across the street and up a hill from Wendys


rmslil said...

I do not think that you would want to hear the words if he turned up Da Bass. Might offend you.

Jessie said...

ahhh...I had that same person living downstairs from me in Portsmouth...small world!!